Sunday, May 24, 2009

Passenger side Pleasures.....

So, my roadside photo talents have been put to use once more, but this time, thankfully, I wasn't driving.

My college choir took a roadtrip and the scenery was amazazing.

I felt like singing a hobbit song. I wish I knew one.

This was something that had to be exposed to the world. You'd think they would say "my place" or "my spot". But no. It's Myspace. Jesus can be your top friend now apparently.

I wish my hometown had buildings like this.

Kind of Batman-esque.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

8 months of turmoil ahead...

How could this day come so quickly? Why must I wait 8 months to see my beloved Lost once more? Such a sad day....

BUT, nevertheless, FINALE night was awesome...

We all agreed to partake in our usual custom of costumes, since we'd been slackin' for a while.

Carina was Rousseau. Check out the Claire-claws....

I chose to be Mikhail. Something about that Russian accent...

Turns out The Dollar Tree doesn't sell knives or plain black eye patches, so I had to color the white skull cross with dedicated....

Funny how we all kept to a theme of deceased characters.

Her Aunt ended up choosing Locke, I borrowed her sweet knife for some shots

Carina wasn't too happy about the newly added prop, not so proppish, more slice your head off realish...Although my hand is resting against the wall, it sort of looks like I'm yanking her hair back, ready to slash.....yipe!

Mikhail may surface again, he could have swam away.....triumphing once more over death...

Speaking of Death. Juliet most definitely got the short straw.

Could she have died any worse? This was the most gruesome, merciless death we've yet to witness. Will it work, will history be re-written? Or are all the main characters dharma-goo from the blast? (gasp! Jack....)

One aspect of the show pleased me immensely. For years I have toiled over the forgotten DS ring. Killing Charlie was bad enough, along with the destruction of his 5 greatest hits for Claire (thanks Des...), but leaving it behind to be lost forever?! So, thank you Damon and Carlton.

One complaint however.

One of these things is not like the other....

Conventional wedding vs. traditional? I doubt they would've had two weddings, so what's with the inconsistency of attire? eh...I'll get over it.

I'll miss it terribly. I'll have to start working Wednesdays again....oh the horror.

Friday, May 1, 2009

There's an App for that.

Alright, when did the idea of sharing die?

All I wanted was to pitch a funny sketch idea to SNL, because it'd be awesome.
So I went to their site and found this in the FAQ section:

"SNL" has a strict policy of not accepting unsolicited scripts, script ideas, drafts of sketches, or even jokes."

Way to snuff that creative candle.

So, instead of letting them in on it, I'll put it here. And perchance, some SNL writer happens to glance across it, hey take the credit man, I just want to see it done:)


So the iPhone has all those silly App ads telling how to ship a package, figure out tips, and even hang a shelf so it's level. Well.....what if....

President Obama voiced the ad ( and when I say Obama, I mean Fred Armisen) saying...

"Say you're the president of a country....and it's going through a financial crisis...and they may need some bailouts....
Well, there's an App for that."

"Yup. There's an App for just about anything."

Hey. I'd laugh.