Inside an Ipod

So I had to get an MRI today.

I thought, "no biggie, just a quick body x ray..."

But everyone else seemed to think it was a big deal.

First, they asked me if I wanted an anesthetic. Really? I need to be put out to be scanned??

Ofcourse I said no, it sounded ridiculous

Then the worst part, as I sit in the waiting room, some elderly women were just leaving, and just before they do, one of them leans in and says,

"Good Luck Dear"

Luck? I need luck? From an old person?!

So yeah, I got a little nervous. Especially when I saw this season's MRI-wear:

why is she smiling.

But maybe it'll be worth it if my doctor is my own McDreamy...



So, I'm ready to get scannin, and I see it....

I feel like I'm getting eaten by a rubix cube made by Apple.

So this experience was awkward to say the least.

Do you know how hard it is to stay completely still for 30 minutes??

I mean, we had to re-do a session because I swallowed. He got on me about moving my tongue!!

Staying still and calm when you feel like you're in a morgue drawer is challenging.

But I go through it, want to know how? Well, I'm a nerd, who likes making up theme songs to things....and the machine made really loud beeps that had different notes....so.....

Presenting....

The MRI Theme Song

Don't move your eyes
Don't move your thighs

Don't you deviate...
or I'll be forced to radiate....
your feet, your face and every place!

So stay still, don't fiddle
Don't you swallow spit or wiggle
just stay still and dream while we screen...

Sure, it's dumb. But it worked :)